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  • Harry Potter fan.
  • Slytherin.
  • Hunger Games.
  • Theatre geek.
  • Disney kid.
  • Hipster.

    James/Lily, Doctor/River, Rory/Amy, Katnis/Peeta, Hermione/Draco, Rapenzul/Eugene, Elena/Damon Sookie/Eric, Snape/Shampoo.

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    D I S T R I C T F O U R
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  • someactorkid:

ellendegeneres:

In 10 or 11 years when she gets the joke, she’s gonna love this photo.

How long do you think it takes a child to learn how to read

Im sorry that is ellen degeneres. that child will learn to read when ellen degeneres tells her she can read. 

    someactorkid:

    ellendegeneres:

    In 10 or 11 years when she gets the joke, she’s gonna love this photo.

    How long do you think it takes a child to learn how to read

    Im sorry that is ellen degeneres. that child will learn to read when ellen degeneres tells her she can read. 

    ringostarring:

    ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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    well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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    what did you say, punk?

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    bIG

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    MEATY

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    CLAWS

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    WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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    BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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    no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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    OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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    asktheconsultants:

    sizvideos:

    Watch it in video

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    Saw this when it came out and I couldn’t stop smiling. If you watch the full video you notice how quickly she spouts off these things, how rapid fire each question is and you can tell each word is like a machine gun bullet to the guy’s head. And you know what?

    That’s how we feel. 

    6ood:

    If you get me Chipotle You will get Chipotlaid

    kaonashizen:

    bleu:

    look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.

    Im in love with Chris Pratt

    austincarl1le:

    do you ever get in one of those moods where you’re like feeling okay but you’re really sad at the same time and you just want to talk to someone and make them hug you but you feel annoying so you kind of just sit there being really sad

    A man’s ego is just as fragile as a woman’s heart.
    - (via psych-facts)

    Watching a clamp series is like that joke from glee 

    I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then, on some dark, cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face.”

    because it doesn’t make any sense, and it still hurts like hell

    beawilderment:

    he’s making it hop

    this is the only thing I care about

    bull-shipping:

    bull-shipping:

    bull-shipping:

    what are the strongest days of the week?

    saturday and sunday. the rest are weekdays.

    stop unfollowing me

    toiletllama:

    How It’s Made, Decorative Candles.

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